What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A Serbian Film

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Justin Bieber

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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