- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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