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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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