- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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