What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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