- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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