- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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