What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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