- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Roses are red Im adopted

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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