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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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