- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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