Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what are you mike bibby?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

I'm homeless.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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