- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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