roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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