Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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PENIS lol

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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