so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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