Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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