What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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