- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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