- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Do the roar!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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