- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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