- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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