- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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