- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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