- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Donald Trump

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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