- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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