- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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