- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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