- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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