- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Do the roar!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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