How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Cliterus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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