Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Cliterus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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