- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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