D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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