- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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