How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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