How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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