- Anti Joke

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck