- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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