How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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