- Anti Joke

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby