- Anti Joke

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi