- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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