how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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