What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

quantum physics?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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