What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

quantum physics?

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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