- Anti Joke

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

hextech crafting too opieop

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...