- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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