- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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