- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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