- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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