- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

smell the vitamin C

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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