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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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