What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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