Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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