a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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people magazine

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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