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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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