A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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hello anomonous

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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