what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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